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MEGA CITIZENSHIP

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MEGA CITIZENSHIP

DEPARTMENT OF MEGA CITIZENSHIP

A PLAYABLE POLITICAL SATIRE THAT UPDATES WITH REALITY.

THIS IS NOT A NORMAL VIDEO GAME.

MEGA turns the headlines, speeches, decisions and absurdities shaping America — and the world — into an evolving playable satire.

CURRENT CHAOS PACKSEPTEMBER 2026
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THE STORY IS STILL HAPPENING.

Every month brings new events, characters, decisions and completely unnecessary chaos.

NEW CHAOS ADDED REGULARLY.
REAL EVENTS.DOCUMENTED SOURCES.FICTIONAL CONSEQUENCES.

When MEGA references real events, factual context is separated from fictional parody.

  • ALL CURRENT WORLDS
  • NEW CHAOS EVERY MONTH
  • FULL ARCHIVE ACCESS
  • 8 BILLION FICTIONAL TRUMP COINS™
  • ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICAL INFLUENCE

REALITY PROVIDES THE CONTENT.

WE JUST MAKE IT PLAYABLE.

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Help keep independent satire, research and new chaos coming.

SUPPORTS THE MEGA PROJECT. NOT A POLITICAL DONATION.
FICTIONAL MEMBERSHIP DOCUMENT / SERIAL NO. MEGA-2026-0005